Actual dialogue as I can remember:
"Can we change movie? I feel a bit offended."
"You're a Catholic?"
"Yes."
"Why?"
(WTF why? Imagine another scenario, "I'm a Muslim." "Why?")
"Because it gives me peace, and same for my aunt who lost her husband..."
"Ah, priests are just human." (overlooking tons of tomes of theology about the role of priests) "I am/was (forgot which, too upset) Catholic. A priest stole from my uncle etc etc."
"I guess it depends from your experience, we have a very cool priest..."
"Life is all fuckery anyway."
"I'm going to bed."